SHIT, så mange ...

   yes, such a lot of bitches, lovely bitches, Jeg kunne skrive
side opp og side ned about these lovely bitches,

som vi ikke kan være foruten. What should we do without them?

We wouldn´t have had anyone to gossip with or about, og sladder 

kan være positive too. Gossip is like spice, strong-weak-sweet-

terrible or lovely. Keep that in your mind when you meet the bitch 

i ditt liv. Det finnes supre kjerringer og jævla kjerringer. The great

bitches is not necessarily my favorites, the naughty ones can
be more fun. Må stoppe nå, more gossip later ...,  kanskje? 

Denne super sure kjerringen har
noen kanskje truffet en eller annen 
gang? I have never meet her but
she looks familiar ... , she really does.

She is in a bad mood, poor thing. Jeg 
skulle ønske jeg kunne hjelpe 
henne. Det finnes ikke sånne
kjerringer her jeg bor. They are from
the east part of the country, always.
They are too posh in their own eyes
and do not even look at bitches like
myself. At de ikke snakker med slike som meg kan
være en fordel, for meg. This is difficult for gamle kjerringer.
Jeg løper rundt i fremgangsmåter, det er så mange and I am
not the smartest kid in the village. It is difficult to find my way
around with such a lot of possebilities. Software is too much
for an old brain, like mine. Det er så mye å trykke på, så mange
uttrykk og symboler at for meg er det mye, more than much.
The developers have not heard of simplicity, may be?
Simplicity is to chat and gossip with nice bitches og
deilige kjerringer,

sære gubber og fine fyrer, med blomster og bær,

med turnips og gresskar, og andre karer ...,
all the cool cats.