torsdag 30. september 2010

Wooop, sa det

Jeg vet ikke helt hva jeg gjør og på nettet But my sketches don´t move
to this layout. Go to WHY is ...,
my latest, søndags innlegget. Yesterday I met my friends, jeg har
noen jeg også. My young friends are incredible, some of dem og there
are more than one, believe it or not. One youngster is farlig honest. She
can make a 10 tonns stone jump. The brother is cut out to become ,
a chef. I am distant admirer and look forward to see the 10 tonns stone
activated by the sister jump into the brother´s big soupbowl. We would
all get the laugh of our lives. Det gleder jeg meg til, wouldn´t you?  
 

onsdag 29. september 2010

vipKnap is

not me, but it could be. Vi er alle VIP´er i eget liv, heldigvis. Min 
VIP var en med balls. Nå vil alle tro at balls is the thing for guys but, 
bitches have balls også. Ikke fysisk men they do have balls. 
De kan lage det også, 
I love my mothers meatballs. Who does not og svenska kjøttbullar
er mitt førstevalg i Harryturens frysedisk. Back to the balls,
these three certainly have balls if not ville de ikke være her.
They would be blushing and running away. Men de gjør
ikke det fordi de vet they have balls and have always had it.
Her hvor jeg bor, is that just something they are born with.
They can lage det også. These great bitches can cope with
mountains, mice, glaciers, poteter, apples, blomster, trees
babies, lawns, naboer, family, katter, potteplanter, dogs,
art, jokes, nuts, + beer and balls in all colours and shapes.
   


mandag 27. september 2010

SHIT, så mange ...

   yes, such a lot of bitches, lovely bitches, Jeg kunne skrive
side opp og side ned about these lovely bitches,
som vi ikke kan være foruten. What should we do without them?
We wouldn´t have had anyone to gossip with or about, og sladder 
kan være positive too. Gossip is like spice, strong-weak-sweet-
terrible or lovely. Keep that in your mind when you meet the bitch 
i ditt liv. Det finnes supre kjerringer og jævla kjerringer. The great



bitches is not necessarily my favorites, the naughty ones can
be more fun. Må stoppe nå, more gossip later ...,  kanskje? 

Denne super sure kjerringen har
noen kanskje truffet en eller annen 
gang? I have never meet her but
she looks familiar ... , she really does.
She is in a bad mood, poor thing. Jeg 
skulle ønske jeg kunne hjelpe 
henne. Det finnes ikke sånne
kjerringer her jeg bor. They are from
the east part of the country, always.
They are too posh in their own eyes
and do not even look at bitches like
myself. At de ikke snakker med slike som meg kan
være en fordel, for meg. This is difficult for gamle kjerringer.
Jeg løper rundt i fremgangsmåter, det er så mange and I am
not the smartest kid in the village. It is difficult to find my way
around with such a lot of possebilities. Software is too much
for an old brain, like mine. Det er så mye å trykke på, så mange
uttrykk og symboler at for meg er det mye, more than much.
The developers have not heard of simplicity, may be?
Simplicity is to chat and gossip with nice bitches og
deilige kjerringer,



















sære gubber og fine fyrer, med blomster og bær,
med turnips og gresskar, og andre karer ...,
all the cool cats. 



søndag 26. september 2010

THIS is ...


 winter and night 
on the quay og husene by the fjord,
and
the silence. Stillheten er slående på denne tiden av året.
The silence is visible and that makes it even more breathtaking. Å
lytte til stillhet med synet, listen to silence by the eye
is the essence in
this painting. Dette maleriet viser stillheten her jeg bor.


Det kan være vanskelig å forstå sannhet men this is indeed
the truth.
I can tell a lie but I cannot paint it.


acryll / olje på lin-lerret
str.: 135 cm x 140 cm


this could have been a selfportrait but is not ...

lørdag 25. september 2010

WHY is ...





my hand faster than my mind,
SHITSHIT
STUPID ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Det er vanlig, I am 
not not pleased with myself 
just now, For one reason  
or another is it not mulig 
å importere bilder på this 
layout program any more. 
My sketches do not move  
at all. I like simple layout.
Less is more and I do not 
need noe mer enn hva som 
var her. Am I being forced 
over to a smarter layout 
enn dette? Takk but no 
thank you, please let me 
keep what I had. 
There are no need to try more is less  when the high brows 
say the opposite. My sweet selfportrait must do fordi jeg 
ikke får inn noe nytt. This is great fun, blogging and I am 
not going to put my blog sleep just now.Den skal fortsette 
litt til men med  same layout, please?